Why is it that kids like to stick stuff into their own body cavities? As a child, my mom had to take me to the doctor at least twice for this very reason. One time I stuck paper deep into my ear, and another time I stuck a raw pinto bean up my nose. Guess what happens [...]
To say that my husband hates Facebook, Twitter, blogs, etc. is the understatement of the year. We’ve had many spirited debates over my use of said social media. He just doesn’t get it. He cannot comprehend why anyone would want to tell the world what they are doing at that very moment, or why anyone [...]
Um.
Hi.
My name is (oh crap, I’m trying to be anonymous and I haven’t even picked out a name yet) Betty Laura Rosalyn Bubbles Suzy. Yeah, that’s it. Suzy. Totally not my real name. Not even close.
This is my first blog post ever, so I’m really nervous. I’m afraid the pig’s blood is gonna come raining down [...]
